Many people don’t believe I was in twilight but I was there.
I was the only guy with a shirt on.
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I nearly wheezes I laughed so hard. I realized I've missed a few of the latest, and went back to read them and have a good life. These kuwtc posts are HILARIOUS.

That’s what I like to hear! XD

I love Keeping Up With The Cullens! Rose is like a slap in the face, Edward is all stupidly romantic, and Carlisle with those "Carlisle doesn't approve" faces and lines when someone's not behaving properly. But my favorites have to be Emmett and Jasper. Gotta love how every time someone (usually Edward) rambles about something, they're always there to go straight to the point in their hilarious southern or "dudebro" ways. Thanks so much for the laughter, this should be made into a book XD

twilightinstruments:

panlight where can we watch them? Or are there only gifs?

Alas they are only images.  I make them from screencaps of the Making Of features on the Twilight DVDs. 

You can find all past “episodes” here: KuwtC Master Post

Supposing that the Cullens were just Carlisle, Edward, Emmett and Jasper, none of them had mates or love interests or anything, and Bella met them all at the same time... Do you think she would fall for Edward anyway, or would she feel attracted to any (or many) of the others too? And in that case, who do you personally think that would be the best partner for Bella (as in whose personality would be more compatible with hers)?

Gut instinct: she’d go for Edward or Jasper.  I don’t think Emmett and Carlisle would be ~mysterious enough for her.  Emmett’s just got no angst or tortured past to speak of, and Carlisle’s legitimately not dangerous. He’s basically immune to human blood, there would be no drama.  Instead of “you don’t understand how much your blood calls to me, how the thought of hurting your tortures me,” she’d just get “I hope you do not mind me saying so, but you smell anemic.  Are you getting enough iron in your diet?” 

Jasper has a similar ~dark past and had the danger factor that Edward does, so I think that would appeal to Bella’s ‘danger magnet’ trait. Emmett’s got poor control too, but he doesn’t really have that ~vampirey air about him. And Carlisle’s practically human at this point (even Jacob says so) so I kind doubt he would appeal to Bella’s more reckless side. 

Personality wise?  IDK.  Bella’s vague enough that she could probably work with anyone, I think it’s more about whether the guys would respond to her. I don’t know if she’s fiery enough for Emmett.  Yes, she does have her temper from time to time, but it’s really no match for Rosalie’s fire.  And I personally don’t think Bella’s idea of 24/7 romance would work well with Carlisle’s devotion to his work. I can’t help but think she’d see it is him choosing the hospital over her, “aren’t I enough for you??” I mean she literally says things in the book about being uneasy when she hasn’t seen Edward in a few hours, so I don’t think she’d cope well with his long hours at the hospital.  Her love of books might appeal to Jasper and Carlisle but probably not to Emmett at all. Rosalie’s smart, but she’s more hands-on smart, she builds things and does things rather than sits and reads about things, which suits him better. There’s also the fact that all of them are more mentally mature than she is (yes, even Emmett. I’m talking brain development here lol), given that they are 19/20, 20 and 23 compared to Edward’s 17. 

tl;dr: Edward’s probably the best bet for her, all things considered. But I could see her going for Jasper because of the ~danger and mystery.

"Emmett Cullen: Dudebro" BRILLIANT. Thank you for the lovely KUWTC, they always make me smile!
I love Keeping Up With The Cullens! Rose is like a slap in the face, Edward is all stupidly romantic, and Carlisle with those "Carlisle doesn't approve" faces and lines when someone's not behaving properly. But my favorites have to be Emmett and Jasper. Gotta love how every time someone (usually Edward) rambles about something, they're always there to go straight to the point in their hilarious southern or "dudebro" ways. Thanks so much for the laughter, this should be made into a book XD

Keeping Up With the Cullens - Episode 14, pt 1

jacksonrathbons:


twilight saga meme — Four Favorite Twilight Saga Moments

                           'Done already?'

jacksonrathbons:

twilight saga memeFour Favorite Twilight Saga Moments

                           'Done already?'
You know one thing I absolutely hate in fanfiction? When Renee is played out to be some child neglecting floozy and Bella had to cook for herself since she was five and paid bills when she was nine. Like, there is no canon evidence that Renee was a bad mother. Flighty? Yes. Forgetful? Sure. A free spirit? Absolutely. But, never a bad mother to Bella. I guess because I'm kind of like Renee that I want to defend her and because Bella just pisses me off with her holier-than- thou attitude. I guess-

that Bella and Edward are the fanon one true mate thing. This is an instance that she’s an unreliable narrator with her treatment of her parents and how she plays them out to be.


Yeah I don’t like it when Renee is made out to be a bad mom, either. Especially when it’s like she had a new guy every week or whatever. Renee put herself through school, got a job, and kept a job.  She as a great teacher and her students loved her.  And she left with Bella when she was a baby.  I don’t care how unusually responsible and mature Bella was, she wasn’t running the house when she was 5, Renee was, and they survived just fine. Child protective services were never called.  Charlie never sued for custody.  Bella described Renee as her best friend.  You don’t call your neglectful, terrible mother your best friend. 

My mom is flighty and my dad is forgetful. Mom always had new hobbies and sometimes she wouldn’t make dinner because she got caught up in her latest fad hobby.  And Dad would sometimes forget to pick me up after art class so I’d have to call him.  But that’s just because they are human beings with faults, they were great parents over all.  

It seemed to me that Bella is such a ‘responsible’ kid—taking more after Charlie than Renee—that she didn’t feel like Renee ran the house the way she ‘should’ have, but like I honestly just read it as teenage hyperbole and gentle teasing like, oh well she has Phil now so I know the bills will be paid. I didn’t take that literally.  My dad once took his truck to go get gas in Mom’s car… we still tease him about it, but it happened the one time.  I’m sure the first time Renee forgot to pay the electric bill and the lights went off, she learned her lesson and she hasn’t done it since.