February 2012
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Immortality?
Roughly 24% of Twilight vampires were born before Christ, but only half of those vampires are still alive in the present day (so much for immortality!). These long-lived Ancients are almost exclusively Volturi vampires, with the exceptions of Amun and Kebi (last surviving Ancient Egyptians) and Stefan and Vladimir (last surviving Romanians). (There are a number of vampires with no...
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Rose Speaks Up
miss-rosalie-lillian-hale:
Rose Speaks Up
Author: Rosalie Catherine Hale Date: 02-19-12 07:42 I couldn’t stand back anymore, couldn’t watch Aro look at the man I have known to be a father figure in my life for the last century or so and condemn him for what he had no control over. I looked over at Emmett and my side and squeezed his hand gently for I knew he would not approve of what I was...
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Fandom Mysteries #4
Okay, this one I REALLY don’t get.
What’s the deal with all the discipline fic? And by discipline I mean non-sexual spanking. I just am at a total loss about the prevalence of this theme and would welcome any explanation at all. It’s usually Carlisle and/or Esme as parents dealing out the discipline to the Cullen “kids” and this makes no sense to me in several...
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The Average Vampire
51% of the vampires in the Twilight series are female. The average female vampire is about 5’5” (165 cm) The average male vampire is about 6’1” (185 cm) The average age of a male vampire at transformation is 23. The average age of a female vampire at transformation is 19. 24% (or nearly one in four) have some supernatural ability, and this is evenly split down gender lines. ...
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Welcome Heidi!
Welcome, Heidi Volturi! Your application has been accepted. We’re so excited to have you and can’t wait to see what you do with this often over-looked character!
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If they make another Twilight movie it should be...
iluvmormonvampires:
I think Emmett is the only Cullen I’d actually want to hang out with.
YES
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The Other Side of the Coin - Jane Vulturi
Jane might be the smallest person in the audience room (perhaps not counting Bree), but she was one of the strongest. It wouldn’t take much to inflict pain on any of those present. She stood in the center of the room and gave a smile to her brother Alec before Aro started his questioning. “Tell us, dear Jane, how was your visit to Forks? What did you learn that it hasn’t been mentioned here yet?”...
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Step Forward, Lovely Tanya
While he was trying not to make any firm decisions, Aro could tell that the future was solidifying—little Alice’s horror-struck expressions, however fleeting, were proof enough of that. He wondered idly what she was seeing. Surely the bulk of the evidence was against her ‘father,’ but it seemed there was a case to be made against Esme as well. The Cullen...
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200 Followers!
We just hit 200! Yay! Thanks for following! <3 Have a South Park Bella/KStew to celebrate:
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500th Post
The next post will be the 500th… and since my South Park-style Denali Coven at the Wedding actually got tweeted about by half of the Denali actors… I will be presenting the Cullens at the wedding, South Park style for post 500.
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Anna's Testimony
Anna is an OC, a vampire who serves as the Volturi’s researcher and librarian. Here, she presents the case against the Cullens using what she found when she researched their history. “Now Anna,” Master Aro cooed, “Perhaps you would like to share your findings with us?” I nodded from my place standing with the guard and stepped forward. It was extraordinary to be given the spotlight...
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