iluvmormonvampires:

^^^All of this & why would the nomadic vampires know how to drive? Why are the highly flammable vampires sitting around a fire when they don’t need warmth & can see in the dark?

Bugged me too! How do they know English?  Who taught them to drive?  Did Carlisle teach the Amazons English and how to drive when the Cullens randomly met them in the rainforest in the 1940s or whatever?  Really???  Why do the Romanians whisper to each other in English and not Romanian or Ancient Dacian or whatever? In a movie they could use subtitles even!How did they get to Forks?  Did the European and Egyptian vampires really swim across the Atlantic?  And they all managed to do it in like a week, but it took the Volturi a month to get there with their private jet?

iluvmormonvampires:

^^^All of this & why would the nomadic vampires know how to drive? Why are the highly flammable vampires sitting around a fire when they don’t need warmth & can see in the dark?

Bugged me too! How do they know English?  Who taught them to drive?  Did Carlisle teach the Amazons English and how to drive when the Cullens randomly met them in the rainforest in the 1940s or whatever?  Really???  Why do the Romanians whisper to each other in English and not Romanian or Ancient Dacian or whatever? In a movie they could use subtitles even!

How did they get to Forks?  Did the European and Egyptian vampires really swim across the Atlantic?  And they all managed to do it in like a week, but it took the Volturi a month to get there with their private jet?