Carlisle’s back story. His father’s a monster-hunting pastor who recruits his son to take over the raids because he’s getting old. Carlisle’s not crazy about the idea but actually researches the topic and manages to uncover real vampires living under the city not in sewers though they didn’t exist at the time.
It doesn’t end well for him. Because we didn’t get it in the movies. Not that I’m bitter about that or anything.
BD2 Commentary - Thank You
This was something that I had felt was terribly lacking in the books, so I was so happy to see it in the movie. Edward would have died drowning in his own fluids in a crowded hospital ward in Chicago. Now he gets to have a perfect magic baby and a cottage and live forever with the love of his existence (“I am purely full of joy. No one has more than I do now.”). I think a ‘thank you’ is in order.
Esme’s breath was ragged behind me. She moved past us, touching our faces as she passed, to stand beside Carlisle and hold his hand.
I have no idea what the context is of this, but it’s Carlisle single-handedly stopping the Romanians from charging and it’s from the Target exclusive stuff. I love how Edward is just standing there doing nothing while everyone else is trying to hold people back.
“Don’t worry son, I’ll just stop two of the oldest and most pissed-off vampires in the world by myself. Just keep standing there.”
And look at how happy Vladimir is! XD

Because someone (I think?) said there should be a reaction gif for this. Continuing props to Isolated Nomad for helping to inspire this meme.

Inspired by Stephen Colbert and his Black Friend. Brought to you by rather crappy photoshop because I had to go to work and was in a hurry but the idea was too funny to me so I went with it anyway.




