I really just want someone to rewrite the entire twilight series and make it about Charlie okay
My Daughter’s Dating a Fucking Vampire
The Vampire Tried To Die But My Dumb Bitch Daughter Saved It
Now She’s ENGAGED To It
It Got Her Pregnant I’m Gettin’ Real Tired Of This Vampire’s Shit
OMFG YOU MADE IT 900 TIMES BETTER
I wish I had legit photoshop skills so I could make one that looked like an actual movie poster ahaha
Damn true!
Another perfect example of how right and wrong is all from Bella’s POV only. Bella talks about Charlie like he’s being totally unfair to Edward. He’s not. He’s actually being bizarrely tolerant when you stop to think about it. But Bella portrays him as being unreasonable and rude.
CHARLIE doesn’t deserve Edward being polite to him? I think it’s the other way around.
Look, Bella, I know I’m not that much fun to be around, but I can change that. We can do more stuff together.
Didn't Charlie have somewhat of a fit in Eclipse when Bella said she was going to go to Florida with Edward. I was kind of looking forward to that in the movie, only to ultimately get disappointed to hear Billy Burke say "super."
That thing that kills me about movie!Charlie is that he is pretty much universally beloved—by fans and haters alike. Everyone loves moustache dad. But Charlie is the character least like his book counterpart. Billy Burke didn’t even READ the books last I knew, and so movie!Charlie is a creation of Billy Burke and Melissa Rosenberg (the screenwriter, whom everyone in the fandom apparently hates), not Stephenie Meyer.
Make of that what you will.
I don’t remember his fit in Eclipse (the book, but Eclipse the book is the one I remember the least well for whatever reason), but I was so glad they didn’t leave in the part where he says “good for you, kid” or whatever after the forced-kiss.
